Danish, 18, hopelessly devoted to dreaming and thinking way too much just like everyone else.


French: This chair is feminine! "La Chaise!"

Italian: This chair is feminine! "La sedia!"

German: This chair is masculine! "Der Stuhl!"

English: This chair is a fucking object, I don't see a skirt or a pair of trousers anywhere on its cold hard surface, you people are fucking insane.

Japanese: If you don't pronounce chair exactly right, you'll end up saying testicles instead.